2) I saw a guy walking down the sidewalk today barefooted. Eww eww eww. So gross. I looked to see if maybe he was carrying some kind of shoes. But nope, his hands were empty. So I theorized that he really hates his feet and hopes to cut one foot or the other and give himself gangrene.
3) Our 3.5 year old fairly active dog is becoming lazy and possibly even more worthless than normal. It was confirmed today that he prefers the elevator to the stairs in our building – he stopped in front of the elevator when I was trying to walk him to the stairs. Has the ‘lazy and inactive American’ syndrome infected my dog? He’d rather take the elevator about 60% of the time when going in/out of the building.
4) So I heard Chris Brown’s latest song – Fine China - and these lyrics were part of the chorus:
It's alright, I'm not dangerous
When you're mine, I'll be generous
You're irreplaceable
A collectible, just like fine china
Here are my thoughts:
Line 1 – he’s LYING. He is dangerous. Does he feel guilty about
singing that line?
Line 2 – Yeah, he’ll be generous alright. Generous with his fists and rages Line 3 – He does not treat his real life women like they are irreplaceable. And I am sure
once he is done with them, they are glad to be gone.
Line 4 – More like broken china. That makes it trash - not a collectible.
5) Heard at an Ethiopian restaurant recently “Imagine coming to an Ethiopian restaurant and getting too much food.” My thought was – could you imagine a native Ethiopian person coming to the states for the first time and visiting a restaurant serving foods from his homeland? His eyes would bug out at the amount of food offered in one sitting and think “what the hell! I had to fly several thousand miles to get this much food at one time. Ahh man, that ain’t right.”
8) In the past couple of months, one of the roads I take home from work is a residential road with lots of cars parked on the street. There is this one car that wasn’t a Ford Crown Victoria but the equivalent from another car maker. (I know, not very observant. But whatevs.) The one thing that I did notice though was that for a few weeks the back end of the car was sitting very low. At first I thought that they just had house things or luggage in the trunk. About 2 weeks go by and the back end is still quite low. So now I am thinking there are dead bodies in the trunk – shouldn’t the neighbors be concerned and call the police.
So finally one day the car is gone. I then think that the criminals decided to finally hide the bodies or the neighbors wised up and at last called the police. As I drove down that road a few days later, this Ford-Crown-Vic-look-alike
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